ColdRice Store
Welcome to the ColdRice Records store!
Here you will find all the ColdRice Records catalogue in MP3 format and CD and vinyl when available. Coming soon: posters, t-shirts, badges, comic books and much more!
GRAND OPENING OFFER: ALL ALBUMS ARE DONATION ONLY, JUST PAY WHAT YOU WANT!!
A couple of things to note:
MP3 Downloads: All MP3 downloads are enhanced, 320 kbps format. MP3 albums may only be downloaded 3 times per purchase, if you have any problems with your downloads email us at mastercomputer@coldrice.com with your purchase number and the email address you used with the purchase and we’ll do our best to rectify your situation.
Donations: For donation purchases the price in the box is just a suggestion, simply overwrite it with the amount you can afford!
Black Mekon: Free Range Hassle
Black Mekon’s debut album ‘Free Range Hassle’ is 12 songs of blistering in-the-red garage punk blues. 12 true tales of strippers stripclubs and stripping, heartache heartbreak and fucking. 12 songs that clock in at under 22 minutes and over the recommended dosage of distortion.
Do not leave Free Range Hassle alone on your expensive stereo, it’s likely to do it damage.
Genre:
Garage punk blues
You should check this album out if you like:
Coachwhips, The Hunches, Pussy Galore, The Mummies, Immortal Lee County Killers, The Bassholes, King Brothers, Guitar Wolf, Doo Rag, The Oblivians.
TRACK LIST:
1. Ring The Bell
2. Mean Drunk
3. Get A Grip
4. Backseat Bebe
5. Homeward Bound
6. Jonny Diamond's Pink Flamingo Club
7. Lo-Rent Sex
8. Comeback Kitty
9. Free Range Asshole
10. Pollydunnaspeedball
11. Simpify
12. Mabel
About Black Mekon:
These two vicious bastards (Black Mekon and his brother Black Mekon) were named after the legendary Black Mekong, illegitimate children of prostitutes visited by missionary preachers, abandoned to fend for themselves on the banks of The Mekong River.
Raised in a whorehouse by drunk dockworkers in a town called Christ's Gasoline, they were born with only one arm between them and grew up selling sand to sailors and wrestling vermin and wives for the amusement of the locals. The rest of their upbringing is steeped in myth and told mostly in sea shanties, according to legend they escaped on a raft made of old Cramps and Doo Rag 45s using John Lee Hooker and Pussy Galore vinyl to paddle themselves to more familiar shores.
Somewhere along the line they acquired 3 more arms, a gypsy curse, drumsticks and a guitar, and ran into a fellow bluesman on the lam, Stunt Pussy, who agreed to help them whenever they needed to sing for their supper.
The live show? Blistering in-the-red punk blues, their travelling club (The Tight Pussy) has graced shores all over Europe and the US, 2 successful tours of South America and has designs on planting itself firmly in your lap next.
"We do not sing tales for tales sake, we can only approach this at 300mph with no regard for personal safety or truth. Your party needs us, as every good party does, for insecurity, tightrope-ing and hot lava. Black Mekon is your daddy, baby."
None of what you read may be true, all of what you hear is.
Serve it up!
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